Marilyn and Martinis: Are you the President of Anything?
August 17, 2017
99.9% of my events are birthday singing telegrams.
Wives hire me to make their husbands blush, employees hire me to make their bosses laugh, and I'm always there to say a cute thing or two to entertain the crowd, whether big or small.
Some events are more fun than others.
A couple of weeks ago I got a call (a text actually-it IS 2017 after all) for a birthday singing telegram. So far, nothing out of the ordinary, but then they said I was to surprise this man during his set at a live music jazz club.
How quickly could I say YES?!
I surprise people ALL THE TIME as Marilyn, but this man ended up surprising me! As soon as I walked in the room and he spotted me, he started playing sexy walk music on the piano..
I thought-this is gonna be fun.
I began to tease him like I always do, "are you the president of anything?"
He responded, "yes, I'm the president of anything."
We had begun an impromptu comedy set.
I sang to him, and I started to exit the stage to go mingle with the crowd, and he said to wait and he wanted to sing a song to me!
He then proceeded to sing an entire comedy song about my breasts. Oh, lord..
The crowd was in stitches.
I played along of course, acting shocked and giggling and engaging the crowd.
Then I whispered to him, "do you know any Marilyn songs?"
He told me to hum one and pick a key.. I then sang an impromptu snippet of Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend!